Wayne Rooney is our Hero (The Irish World Cup Song) is a song by the Corrigan Brothers & Shay Healy and is something of a world first because it is a World Cup song by a country that aren’t even participating in the competition.

But hey, they are Irish!

Is that racist? I dunno…

Basically the song is backing Wayne Rooney to kick the cheating Thierry Henry’s backside if England meet France in the World Cup and anything that advocates such behaviour gets my vote every time.

“HE HOLDS THE HOPES OF ENGLAND LIKE 1966
And when they face the French,
Our Wayne may place a kick
He’ll drive his golden boot
Up cheating Henry’s Derriere
A hero for old Ireland is Wayne Rooney”