Look at the Size of that Head!

Wayne Rooney has never been reknowned for his heading ability but over the last few games he has probably scored more goals with his head than ever before. He scored a brace with his head on this very evening!

Now, I can reveal the secret to this recent success and it stems from the fact that he is being touted as the best player in the world.

As my exclusive image clearly shows, the reason for this sudden deluge of headed goals from Wayne Rooney is simply and purely down to the fact that his head has got bigger!

Well done Wayne, may that bonce grow ever larger!