Carlos Tevez - Ver Dificul

The Red Devil: So Carlos, did you enjoy your two years with Manchester United, during which time you have won a Champions League Winners Medal, a Champions League Runners-up Medal, two Premier League Champions Medals, a World Club Championship Medal and a League Cup Winners Medal?

Carlos Tevez: Ver dificul.

TRD: Your owner says that you never felt part of the family here at Old Trafford. How did it feel to you when the fans pleaded with you not to leave and chanted Argentina whenever you played, despite the fact that England and Argentina as nations have, shall we say, a colourful history?

CT: Ver dificul.

TRD: I wonder if you feel that you weren’t given enough playing time during the 2008/09 season despite the fact that you played for 3,352 minutes which actually compares quite well to, for example, Wayne Rooney (3,449 minutes) and Dimitar Berbatov (3,239 minutes)?

CT: Ver dificul.

TRD: Just as an aside, you scored 15 goals whilst Rooney scored 20 goals and Berbatov scored 14 so, do you think you were given a pretty fair crack of the whip?

CT: Ver dificul.

TRD: If you were to move to, for example, Manchester City, do you think you would win more silverware?

CT: Ver dificul.

TRD: After three years in England, have you learned any English whatsoever?

CT: Ver dificul.

TRD: OK. Here’s an easy one for you. Are you and your owner motivated by footballing success or money?

CT: Show me da moneee, ver dificul… spondoolix, how you say, brrmmm brrrmmm Ferrari, Manchester City, I love you, I run run run all day long, ver dificul you know. I try buy Ferrari with Champions League Winners Medal, they say, “ver dificul”. I ask Manchester United for more cash, they say, “ver dificul”. So, ver dificul.

TRD: Do you think that a few years from now, you will regret not taking the five year contract at Manchester United as one of their highest paid players with a 90% chance of playing for silverware every season?

CT: Ver dificul.

TRD: No, sorry mate, it’s a no brainer from where I am standing and I’m asleep right now.

CT: Ver dificul.